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Bad Girl ([personal profile] batterthanyou) wrote2013-07-22 05:40 pm

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NAME/HANDLE: Jon
PERSONAL JOURNAL: [personal profile] dr_mcscience
ARE YOU 16 OR OVER?: Yes.
CONTACT: AIM: jongrim001 PLURK: [plurk.com profile] Grim_D_Slayer
OTHER CHARACTERS: N/A


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CHARACTER NAME: Bad Girl (Real name unknown)
SERIES: No More Heroes Character History
CANON POINT: Post-death
AGE: 23
APPEARANCE: here and here.

PREVIOUS GAME HISTORY: N/A

PERSONALITY: Bad Girl is, to put it as bluntly as I possibly can, a rude, drunk, and angry bitch. She curses like a drunken sailor who just fell off the boat for the tenth time, drinks to excess and then burps aloud in public, walks around in revealing outfits that leave little to the imagination, is very open about her sexuality (brutally murdering gimps, anyone?), and gives exactly zero fucks about anything she does. She knows who she is, what she wants, and doesn't care what anyone thinks. That attitude of her's doesn't stop there, believe me. If she doesn't like you? You will know about it in the most blunt way possible. Bad Girl is certainly NOT the kind of woman who will pull punches, metaphorical or otherwise.

It should be noted, however, that there's more to her than just being rude, drunk, and angry. She's also got a fetish for pain, a textbook sadist if I've ever seen one. Violence is one of her favorite things to partake in and she quite simply gets off on it. Whether it be an actual fight, a righteous beat down, or even a literal curb-stomp, expect her to be enjoying every second of it...unless she's the one getting hurt. Then she'll probably like it less.

Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, Bad Girl is very obviously batshit insane. However, it's not just the things mentioned before that makes her crazy, oh no. In addition to all of that, she's also emotionally unstable. In the short cutscene before the fight she goes through a wide variety of emotions in less than four minutes. Mood swings are definitely something she has issues with, although it's shown to not be random. Rather, she's just easily emotionally influenced...sort of. I imagine all the alcohol she drinks certainly doesn't help her emotional or mental stability, but I digress...

When all is said and done, Bad Girl is actually well aware of all the faults she has, being surprisingly insightful. She knows how mentally unstable she is and has pretty much accepted the hand she's been dealt in life, as proven in-game with her comments about her how her job is to be an assassin, which is basically a "perverted killing maniac", as well as openly referring to herself as an "angry bitch". Despite this, she can be rather "polite" or at least confront-able, as shown when she offered Travis (the protagonist) a beer. Sure, after that she was mouthing off, but she wasn't mouthing off at him, just in general. It was only when he started giving her a judging-look that she become hostile. In her mind, no one has the right to judge her. Anyone who does will have a very nice spot on her shit list.

All of this has probably painted a fairly accurate picture of just how scary Bad Girl is. Interestingly enough though, there is one thing that has been left out until now, one thing that adds to her personality and drives home just how dangerous she can be. See, Bad Girl is an extremely determined individual. The phrase "give up" just isn't in her vocabulary. This is proven during her death scene, where even though she was clearly losing lots of blood and had a beam katana sticking out of her stomach, she STILL kept on wailing on the protagonist with her bat using all the energy she had left, hoping to win the fight. Only when Travis forfeited the match did Bad Girl stop hitting him, exclaiming that she won before dying with a smile on her face.

Finally, the aforementioned scene in which she refused to give up seemed to bring out an interesting point that has yet to been mentioned. As her death was drawing near and she was losing her strength, Bad Girl sounded desperate. She stated that she couldn't lose. Most people in that situation might be worried about dying, and it would be foolish to say that she wasn't, but...it didn't seem to be the main thing on her mind. It seemed that she truly believed that her job as an assassin was the only thing she had left, and she absolutely refused to lose it. With this in mind, if one could convince her that perhaps she really does have more in life besides senseless killing, maybe she could change at least a little. While her positive traits may have been shown few and far in between during her time in the game, it is entirely possible that there is more to her than meets the eye. After all, according to her being a perverted killing maniac is only a job...


ABILITIES:
Bad Girl isn't exactly the flashiest of assassins. She can't fire energy attacks out of her weapon like Shinobu or flashstep like Jeane. Yet despite this she's one of the most dangerous assassins in the UAA, coming in at number 2 in the rankings. So how does she do this when her weapon is a mere bat? Simple! Sheer brutality and a heaping helping of pure, unadulterated insanity and blood-lust.

While not as strong as Jeane, Bad Girl is shown to not be lacking in the muscle department, able to bat around full-grown men with little difficulty. Also her bat never seems to break or succumb to being set on fire or hit with a light saber beam katana (It's probably made out of Nintendium).

POSSESSIONS:
- The outfit she wears in the pictures linked
- Her baseball bat
- A metal flask filled with alcohol
- A lighter


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JOURNAL ENTRY SAMPLE: Here!

THIRD-PERSON SAMPLE: The last thing Bad Girl remembered before passing out from blood loss was hearing that asshole whose head she was beating in forfeit the match. That had been in her apartment in the Stadium...so why the hell was she near a train in some weird ass city? This place looked nothing like Santa Destroy. In fact, it looked like something out of a mobster movie, not that there was anything wrong with that; she'd always loved retro shit.

She looked around the area, sneering at the people around her before swinging her blood-stained bat over her shoulder and moving away from the station. No doubt she'd get looks from the people around (people carrying around bats with dried blood on them tend to attract attention), but frankly she couldn't care less. With no idea what the flying fuck was going on, she walked with no clear destination in mind, ducking into an alleyway when she stumped across one.

None of this added up. She should be dead. After all, you don't get run through by a fucking laser sword, then proceed to beat someone with it still inside you, shredding up your organs and expect to live. Yet here she was. No pain...but maybe...maybe she was injured? With no one around she wouldn't have to deal with assholes complaining about getting a free show, so she undid part of her dress to take a look at her stomach, and...

"What the fuck...?!"

Nothing. No marks, no scars, zippo. Having a hard time believing this, Bad Girl took off one of her gloves and felt the skin, running her fingers against her stomach in disbelief. Yeah, she was alive, yippie yay, but seriously; what the fuck was going on? None of this made sense, and that's saying something considering the shit she'd dealt with in her time. Everything that was going on made her conflicted, unsure what to do or what to feel...

So she went with a familiar feeling: anger.

Putting her dress back on fully, she grabbed her bat and smashed any trash cans near by while cursing all the while. Once she was out of things to break, she stomped out of the alleyway and into the street. She'd find out what was going on and who was behind this one way or another. And then? She'd make them pay. Yeah, with their fucking lives.